1. If cannibals ate a missionary did they get a taste
of religion?
2. If a short fortune-teller escapes from prison, is he
a small medium at large?
3. Are those who jump off a Paris bridge in Seine?
4. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and
I'll show you A-flat minor.
5. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke
it off.
6. If a lawyer can be disbarred. can a musician be
denoted or a model deposed?
7. Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
8. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is
two-tired.
9. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
10. Does wearing glasses during math improve division?
Dawn Sardes
YA Librarian
Euclid Public Library
Dmsardes@aol.com
Dawn.Sardes@euclidlibrary.org
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