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At 07:51 AM 5/30/02 -0400, you wrote: We need some catchy material for our end-of-year overdue announcements. Anyone have anything promising? Kathy Adin, Librarian How about my favorite: (supposedly from something called The Old Librarian's Almanac) For him that stealeth a Book from this Library, let it change to a Serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with Palsy, and let all his members be blasted. Let him languish in Pain, crying aloud for Mercy and let there be no surcease to his Agony till he sink in Dissolution. Let Book-worms gnaw his entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not, and when at last he goeth to his final Punishment let the Flames of Hell Consume him for ever and ever. Tongue placed very firmly in cheek, Mark Mark Williams Librarian Colton High School 777 W. Valley Blvd. Colton, CA 92324 mark_williams@eee.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST, etc.) send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.shtml See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=