Humor

[Ruth Ann Noe <RANoe@PERRYTONISD.COM>]

Our new young assistant principal dropped by the library to scan the
newspaper.  While he was standing at the newspaper shelf, a seventh grade
girl, in a loud voice, said, "Hey, Mr. C, what's a good book?"  Mr. C
rattled off two or three titles, then said, "Wait a minute, look for TO KILL
A MOCKINGBIRD.  It is one of the best books I ever read."  The student asked
him where to find the book.  Mr. C said he didn't remember the author so she
would have to use the catalog. When she got to the computer, she hollered
back to Mr. C, "Hey, Mr. C, how do you spell TEQUILA?"  Mr. C and I nearly
died laughing.

From the home of the Raiders:
Ruth Ann Noe, librarian
Perryton Junior High School
510 South Eton Street
Perryton, Texas  79070
Phone: 806-435-3601 x227
Fax:  806-435-3624
http://www.perrytonisd.com/pjh
ranoe@perrytonisd.com

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