End of the Year Humor

[Mary Ludwick <ludwickm@LISD.NET>]

I found this in the LMNEt archives while seeking something else.
It is time to repeat it, I think....


Ten Ways to know that you're ready for the end of school!

10. You're so tired, you now want to answer questions with "Go to
Hell."
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you
immediately scream, "Stop asking me all these damn questions!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.
7. You wake up to discover your classroom is on fire, but go
back to sleep because you just don't care.
6. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.
5. Visions of the upcoming summer help you make it through Monday.
4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you don't care if
you're late or not.
3. You leave for a team party and instinctively bring baseball bat.
2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.

And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out at the end of
school.....

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right
now.

Mary Croix Ludwick, Librarian        K-5
Owen Elementary, Lewisville ISD (near Dallas, Texas)
ludwickm@lisd.net (school)   ludwick@swbell.net  (home)

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