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Just had to share this one. One of my first graders was working on memorizing some scriptures for his Wed. night children's program. He stated the scripture and then asked if it was in the New or the Old Testicle. Julie Stephens, Media Specialist, NBCT Calhoun Primary/Elementary stephensj@calhounschools.org -----Original Message----- From: School Library Media & Network Communications [mailto:LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU] On Behalf Of Johanna Halbeisen Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 5:35 PM To: LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU Subject: Re: Humor: Patron request This is a real good one that was posted back in 1995 (in LM_NET's infancy): Today, while volunteering at the Ref. Desk at my local public library, a very serious young man (maybe 8 years old) asked me to help him find information about the "Dead Sea Squirrels." (I kid you not) He is attending the local Bible Camp, and this is his extra-credit assignment. If he provides a complete -- and interesting report -- he is eligible for a trip to Great Adventure! Personally, I think just the statement of the topic should win him the prize, but I did help him find what he needed about the Scrolls, after we clarified the topic a bit. After he'd done some reading on the subject, he came back to me and said, perfectly seriously, "I guess my teacher meant books, not animals, from old Jerusalem, huh? Too bad. I mean, I really like squirrels, you know?" I did manage to keep a straight face during most of this interaction... but it wasn't easy. Does this rank up there with the kid who wanted info on the "Vampire State Building"? Johanna -- Johanna Halbeisen, Library Media Teacher Woodland Elementary School (K-4) 80 Powder Mill Rd, Southwick, MA 01077 johanna.newsong@rcn.com -------------------------------------------------------------------- Please note: All LM_NET postings are protected by copyright law. You can prevent most e-mail filters from deleting LM_NET postings by adding LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU to your e-mail address book. To change your LM_NET status, e-mail to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL 3) SET LM_NET MAIL 4) SET LM_NET DIGEST * Allow for confirmation. * LM_NET Help & Information: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/ * LM_NET Archive: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/archive/ * EL-Announce with LM_NET Select: http://elann.biglist.com/sub/ * LM_NET Supporters: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/ven.html -------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------- Please note: All LM_NET postings are protected by copyright law. You can prevent most e-mail filters from deleting LM_NET postings by adding LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU to your e-mail address book. To change your LM_NET status, e-mail to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL 3) SET LM_NET MAIL 4) SET LM_NET DIGEST * Allow for confirmation. * LM_NET Help & Information: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/ * LM_NET Archive: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/archive/ * EL-Announce with LM_NET Select: http://elann.biglist.com/sub/ * LM_NET Supporters: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/ven.html --------------------------------------------------------------------