[LM_NET] Humor: Christmas Style!

[Terrance Bynum <terrancebynum@FDLREZ.COM>]

Yesterday, during my fixed schedule class with one of the first grades, I'm two 
pages into reading How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and Santa shows up!!  I yield 
center stage to the man in red, and am sitting at the circulation desk with my feet 
propped up when a para from another department walks in. She looks at Santa and the 
kids, gives me a very quizzical look, and with a straight face I tell her, "We're a 
full service library!"   HO, HO, HO!  Even with my bad jokes, the jolly old elf 
tells me I'm getting a Corvette Convertible for Christmas. (In my dreams!)

Terry Bynum
Media Specialist
Fond du Lac Ojibwe School
49 University Rd
Cloquet, Mn.  55720-8520
Voice 218-878-7556
Fax 218-878-8052

37.85% of 
all statistics are made up on the spot.  




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