Re: [LM_NET] Humor: Patron request

[Dawn Sardes <yayagoddess@SBCGLOBAL.NET>]

I had a young man, not long ago, who was doing his "health problem" research report.
   
  He chose obesity and had dutifully done a lot of good work on related health 
problems, diet, had written and submitted his first draft.
   
  His teacher had suggested (because it was a bit on the short side) to add some 
info on surgical remedies.
   
  He came in asking for....
   
   
  you're gonna love it....
   
   
  Please put down that cup of coffee and swallow or you might spew it all over your 
monitor...
   
   
   
   
  Information about  "Gassy Dry-ass surgery."
   


Dawn Sardes
Teen Services Librarian
Euclid Public Library
Euclid, OH
yayagoddess@sbcglobal.net.omit.this

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