[LM_NET] SHARE: Teen Library Rules

[GraceAnne Andreassi DeCandido <ladyhawk@WELL.COM>]

Lynn has given me permission to share these, which I thought were
spot-on and very funny.

The honorable LEvarts@aol.com wrote on 4 Feb 2005

>
> I've posted these before, but they truly work. We have
> five rules in my library...and they apply to every
> situation, believe it or not.
>
> 1. No bleeding
> 2. No touching
> 3. No nudity
> 4. One butt per chair
> 5. Keep your feet reasonably close to the floor
>
> Somtimes humor works the best!
>
> Lynn Evarts
> Sauk Prairie High School
> Prairie du Sac, WI
> LEvarts@aol.com


GraceAnne A. DeCandido New York City
adjunct lecturer, Rutgers SCILS children's & YA literature
http://www.well.com/user/ladyhawk/gadhome.html

LadyHawk's 2004 favorites
http://www.well.com/user/ladyhawk/books.html

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