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This is something every librarian can appreciate. Just thought I'd
share.
AmyBlake
> >
> > YOU KNOW YOU LIVED IN 2004 WHEN...
> >
> > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> >
> > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> >
> > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> >
> > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> >
> > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that
> > they don't have e-mail addresses.
> >
> > 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
in a
> > business manner.
> >
> > 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
an
> > outside line.
> >
> > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> > different companies.
> >
> > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
> >
> > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> >
> > 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if
> > anyone is home.
> >
> > 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of
the
> > screen.
> >
> > 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
> > first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and
> > you turn around to go and get it.
> >
> > 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.
> >
> > 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
> >
> > 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
> >
> > 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this
> > message.
> >
> > 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> >
> > 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this
> > list.
> >
> > AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
> >
> > HAVE A GREAT DAY!

Amy Blake Hearn
Librarian
Milan High School
Milan, TN
hearna1@k12tn.net


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