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This is something every librarian can appreciate. Just thought I'd share. AmyBlake > > > > YOU KNOW YOU LIVED IN 2004 WHEN... > > > > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > > > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > > > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > > > > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. > > > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that > > they don't have e-mail addresses. > > > > 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a > > business manner. > > > > 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an > > outside line. > > > > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three > > different companies. > > > > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. > > > > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. > > > > 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if > > anyone is home. > > > > 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the > > screen. > > > > 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the > > first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and > > you turn around to go and get it. > > > > 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. > > > > 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) > > > > 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. > > > > 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this > > message. > > > > 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. > > > > 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this > > list. > > > > AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. > > > > HAVE A GREAT DAY! Amy Blake Hearn Librarian Milan High School Milan, TN hearna1@k12tn.net -------------------------------------------------------------------- All LM_NET postings are protected by copyright law. To change your LM_NET status, e-mail to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL 3) SET LM_NET MAIL 4) SET LM_NET DIGEST * Allow for confirmation. LM_NET Help & Information: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/ Archive: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/archive/ EL-Announce with LM_NET Select: http://elann.biglist.com/el-announce/ LM_NET Supporters: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/ven.html --------------------------------------------------------------------