Re: [LM_NET] [hrlc-listserv] HUMOR: Your rainy Wednesday afternoon story

[Diane Lungaro <dianelu@YAHOO.COM>]

I was working with my 6th graders on a research project and we were trying to get 
their bibliographies completed.  One child accidently expressed his opinion of the 
whole process, by labeling his paper BIGLIABILITY !!!  And we wonder why we can't 
get them to complete their reports !
   
  Diane

"Mary C. Martin" <mary_martin00@yahoo.com> wrote:
    Hi guys,
   
  Maybe I'm a bit loopy from the rain today (or just too much weeding), but...
   
  I was in the stacks weeding (I've made it to the 900s! Hot diggity!) when I came 
across an elderly-looking book with the title: "Everyday life of the Barbarians." 
   
  Of course, being me, I then started to think about the possible conversations 
that might have taken place between these so-called "everyday barbarians":
   
  "Hi Honey, how was your day?"
   
  "Oh, you know, it was fine."
   
  "So what did you do today?"
   
  "Eh, just the usual--- some raping, a little pillaging, oh, and I burned a couple 
of fields and speared some hapless villagers. Same old same old."
   
  "Yeah, I know what you mean... I spent the whole day crushing roots into a 
barely-edible paste with a rock. It gets kinda boring, you know?"
   
   
  Hope everyone's week is going tolerably well!
   
  Mary M.
  Glen Rock Library
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Sussex Middle School 
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