[LM_NET] death and taxes

[Robin Curbello <rcurbello@TRISD.ESC2.NET>]

Subject: Taxes????????


>>   At first I thought this was funny... then I
>  > realized the awful
>  >> truth of it.
>  >>        Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>  >>
>  >>        Tax his land,
>  >>        Tax his bed,
>  >>        Tax the table
>  >>        At which he's fed.
>  >>
>  >>        Tax his tractor,
>  >>        Tax his mule,
>  >>        Teach him taxes
>  >>        Are the rule.
>  >>
>  >>        Tax his cow,
>  >>        Tax his goat,
>  >>        Tax his pants,
>  >>        Tax his coat.
>  >>
>  >>        Tax his ties,
>  >>        Tax his shirt,
>  >>        Tax his work,
>  >>        Tax his dirt.
>  >>
>  >>        Tax his tobacco,
>  >>        Tax his drink,
>  >>        Tax him if he
>  >>        Tries to think.
>  >>
>  >>        Tax his cigars,
>  >>        Tax his beers,
>  >>        If he cries, then
>  >>        Tax his tears.
>  >>
>  >>        Tax his car,
>  >>        Tax his gas,
>  >>        Find other ways
>  >>        To tax his ass
>  >>
>  >>        Tax all he has
>  >>        Then let him know
>  >>        That you won't be done
>  >>        Till he has no dough.
>  >>
>  >>        When he screams and hollers,
>  >>        Then tax him some more,
>  >>        Tax him till
>  >>        He's good and sore.
>  >>
>  >>        Then tax his coffin,
>  >>        Tax his grave,
>  >>        Tax the sod in
>  >>        Which he's laid.
>  >>
>  >>        Put these words
>  >>        upon his tomb,
>  >>        "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
>  >>
>  >>        When he's gone,
>  >>        Do not relax,
>  >>        Its time to apply
>  >>        The inheritance tax.
>  >>
>  >>        Accounts Receivable Tax
>  >>        Building Permit Tax
>  >>        CDL license Tax
>  >>        Cigarette Tax
>  >>        Corporate Income Tax
>  >>        Dog License Tax
>  >>
>  >>        Excise Taxes
>  >>        Federal Income Tax
>  >>        Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>  >>        Fishing License Tax
>  >>        Food License Tax,
>  >>        Fuel permit tax
>  >>        Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
>  >>
>  >>        Gross Receipts Tax
>  >>        Hunting License Tax
>  >>        Inheritance Tax
>  >>        Interest expense
>  >>        Inventory tax
>  >>        IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on
>  > top of tax)
>  >>        Liquor Tax
>  >>        Luxury Taxes
>  >>        Marriage License Tax
>  >>        Medicare Tax
>  >>
>  >>        Personal Property Tax
>  >>        Property Tax
>  >>        Real Estate Tax
>  >>        Service charge taxes
>  >>        Social Security Tax
>  >>        Road usage taxes
>  >>        Sales Tax
>  >>        Recreational Vehicle Tax
>  >>        School Tax
>  >>        State Income Tax
>  >>        State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>  >>        Telephone federal excise tax
>  >>        Telephone federal universal service fee tax
>  >>        Telephone federal, state and local surcharge
>  > taxes
>  >>        Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
>  >>        Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges
>  > tax
>  >>        Telephone state and local tax
>  >>        Telephone usage charge tax
>  >>        Utility Taxes
>  >>        Vehicle License Registration Tax
>  >>        Vehicle Sales Tax
>  >>        Watercraft registration Tax
>  >>        Well Permit Tax
>  >>        Workers Compensation Tax
>  >>
>  >>        COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100
>  > years ago, and
>  > our
>  >> nation was
>  >>        the most prosperous in the world. We had
>  > absolutely no
>  > national
>  >> debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and
>  > Mom stayed home
>  > to
>  >> raise the kids.
>  >>
>  >>        What the hell happened?
>  >>
>  >>
>  >>
>  >>        Can you spell "politicians!"
>  >>
>  >>        And I still have to "press 1" for English.
>  >>        I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100
>  > times!
>


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