[LM_NET] Share: Humor

[EDWARD NIZALOWSKI <edniz@PRODIGY.NET>]

I highly recommend the monthly newspaper Funny Times for humor, satire and 
political cartoons.  For the December issue in their “First Laughs” section, a dog 
is doing a Google search with the words “Woof, woof, woof”.  Google responds this 
way: “Did you mean bark, bark bark?”.  
   
              This goes out to all of you who had snow days either yesterday or 
today.
   
  Ed Nizalowski, SMS
  Newark Valley High School
  Newark Valley, NY
  enizalowski@nvcs.stier.org
  “Anatoly asked the aliens why and advanced civilization such as theirs did not 
drink alcohol – no doubt hoping for some vodka to wash down the foul taste of their 
brew.  The beings replied with one of the few known examples of an extraterrestrial 
joke. ‘Perhaps if we did then we would not be such an advanced civilization.’”
  Jenny Randles   Alien Contact   The First Fifty Years   “1978: We Are Not Alone”
   

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