[LM_NET] HUMOR: Millions of cats

[Johanna Halbeisen <JH@NEWSONGLIBRARY.ORG>]

I was reading this to a kindergarten class.  You know, the one that 
goes "Hundreds of cats, thousands of cats, millions and billions and 
trillions of cats."  At the beginning, the very old woman and the 
very old man are, we learn, very lonely.  So the very old man goes 
looking for a cat for the very old woman.  He ends up coming back 
home with hundreds of cats, thousands of cats, millions and billions 
and trillions of cats.  One of the boys snorted and said, in a 
you-got-it-coming-to-you voice, "well, they're not lonely now."  It 
was all I could do to keep reading and not burst into laughter.
-- 
Johanna Halbeisen, Library Media Teacher
Woodland Elementary School (K-4)
80 Powder Mill Rd, Southwick, MA 01077
JH@newsonglibrary.org

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Please note: All LM_NET postings are protected by copyright law.
  You can prevent most e-mail filters from deleting LM_NET postings
  by adding LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU to your e-mail address book.
To change your LM_NET status, e-mail to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu
In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET  2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL
3) SET LM_NET MAIL  4) SET LM_NET DIGEST  * Allow for confirmation.
 * LM_NET Help & Information: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/
 * LM_NET Archive: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/archive/
 * EL-Announce with LM_NET Select: http://elann.biglist.com/sub/
 * LM_NET Supporters: http://www.eduref.org/lm_net/ven.html
--------------------------------------------------------------------