[LM_NET] Humor: Head Start

[Melanie Aultman <listposts@YAHOO.COM>]

I just came from the last Head Start story hour of the year.  Each child was given a
   
  goodie bag of the usual bookmark, summer program guide etc. Our newest library
   
  cards now come with one of those keychain verions as well, so a local bank donated
   
  keychains.  BUT...they are also a flashlight when the sides are pressed.
   
  After encouraging them to come check out books this summer and get a new library
   
  card to put on their keychains, one little girl blurted out, "I know what I'm 
going to to
   
  with my flashlight."  "Really," I asked, "what?"  "I'm going to sneak into the 
kitchen at
   
  night and get something to eat!"  [out of the mouth of babes...]


Melanie Aultman
Senior Library Specialist
Waldo Library, Waldo, FL
listposts@yahoo.com

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