[LM_NET] SEC: Satirical essays

[Jennifer Fojtik <jfojtik@MAIL.SWEENY.ISD.ESC4.NET>]

I have an English teacher looking for the following essays.  Any help would be 
appreciated...

1. "A Hex on X" Baltimore Sun, Mattie Procaccini
2. "Neat People" by Andy Rooney
3. "The Purist" or "Mr. Artesian's Conscientiousness" both by Ogden Nash
4. "The Unhappy Elephant" by Cam Amos

Jennifer Fojtik, Librarian
Sweeny High School
Sweeny, TX
jfojtik@mail.sweeny.isd.esc4.net<mailto:jfojtik@mail.sweeny.isd.esc4.net>


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