[LM_NET] HUMOR: Library rules

[David Lininger <tigerlibrarian@GMAIL.COM>]

1. NEVER come between a teenager and food.
2. It doesn't matter how long it has been since you last used it. You 
will need it within 10 days of the time you throw it away.
3. You will find the item you put in a safe place the day AFTER you buy 
a replacement.
4. Computers will change their own settings at random times.
5. Just because two computers are twins doesn't mean they work the same.
6. Most of the kids out sick aren't really sick. The sick ones are in 
school because they don't want to miss any days. The kids you wish would 
be out sick NEVER get sick.


-- 
David Lininger, kb0zke
MS/HS Librarian
Skyline MS/HS
Urbana, MO 65767
(417) 993-4226
t i g e r l i b r a r i a n  at g m a i l  dot c o m

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