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  A kindergarten boy came to the library with his class and did not
get to check out a new book because his book was two months overdue.
When the class was lining up to leave, I asked him how old he was.
"Six" came the reply. "That should be an easy number to remember
because if your mom pays six dollars for the lost book, then you can
start checking out again." His reply? "If I had told you I was five,
would she only owe $5.00?!" I'm still laughing, maybe I'll pay the fine!

Barb McElfish, Teacher-Librarian
Ben Franklin Elementary
Lake Washington School District
bmcelfish@lwsd.org

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