[LM_NET] Humor: Hand sanitizer

[Frederick Muller <mullinator52@GMAIL.COM>]

In this time of tension and budget cuts.. I thought this might give
someone a laugh

We have some 5th graders visiting our middle school today and they
were playing games on the playground.  One of the 5th grade girls sent
the nurse into to office for hand sanitizer.  It was not until the
nurse came back with the sanitizer that she found out the girl needed
it because she had touched a boy.

-- 
Frederick Muller, Librarian
Halsted Middle School Library
Newton, NJ
mullinator52@gmail.com
My book reviews are compiled at http://www.mullersreviews.com
My book review blog is at http://MullerInTheMiddle.blogspot.com

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