[LM_NET] humorous story needed

[Dineen Tammy <TDineen@LOMIRA.K12.WI.US>]

Hello everyone,
 
I've been racking my brain for a read aloud story that could be read to 4th graders 
for 20 minutes that is funny.  Any suggestions?  All of the ones I've thought of 
are too long or too juvenile.  TIA
 
 
 
Tammy L. Dineen,
tdineen@lomira.k12.wi.us 
K-12 Library Media Specialist
Lomira School District
1030 4th Street
Lomira, WI
tdineen@lomira.k12.wi.us 
Phone: 920-269-4396
Fax:  920-269-4996
"Those who can't read are at the mercy of those who can."

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