I don't know if this will go or is appropriate, but, it's the end of the year, and
most of us are teachers! Enjoy.
Janet Perry, Prek-12 Librarian Cerro Gordo CUSD 100, Cerro Gordo, IL
perrybros@hotmail.com
This is priceless!
Just had to share this with you - Oh my goodness - so true and so funny -
6 Phases of Teaching
Phase 1 1ST QUARTER
IT'S JAZZ TIME! Your first day at work is great. Your fellow teachers are
wonderful, your classroom is cute, you love your students, and your principal is
the best!
Phase 2 - 2ND QUARTER
SCHOOL IS BUZZIN' TIME FOR A LITTLE POP MUSIC! -- After a while you are so busy
that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.
Phase 3 -BEFORE X-MAS BREAK
KIDS ARE BOUNCING OFF THE WALL- A LITTLE HEAVY METAL PLEASE!
Phase 4 - DEFINITELY MARCH
TIME TO DISASSOCIATE- HIP HOP IS THE CHOICE NOW -- You become bloated due to
stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and
have so much school work to do when you get home, you feel sluggish and suffer from
constipation. Your fellow teachers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls
of your classroom are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your
principal.
Phase 5 - MIDDLE OF THE 4TH QUARTER
A LITTLE GANGSTA RAP GETS ME IN THE MOOD TO FACE THOSE LITTLE . . . . -- After
more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day'
feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6 - LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
WHAT ARE THOSE VOICES IN MY HEAD SAYING? -- You have locked your classroom door
to keep people out. You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY
did I become a teacher!
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