E-Mail addiction

["T. K. Cassidy" <tkc@KUENTOS.GUAM.NET>]

This came from the storyteller's lisrtserv I belong to. I don't know about
the rest of you but 7 out of 10 are me! Enjoy!

> Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the net
>
> 10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and
>       check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
>
> 9.  You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with
>      Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."
>
> 8.  You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
>
> 7.  You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,
>      like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
>
> 6.  You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your
>     lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
>
> 5.  You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two,
>     just for the free Internet access.
>
> 4.  You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.
>
> 3.  You start using smileys in your snail mail.
>
> 2.  The last matel you picked up was a JPEG.
>
> 1.  Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two
>      hours.  You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and
>      manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to
>      communicate with the modem.
>
>      You succeed.

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Living' in the future -- ain't Life grand!

T. K. Cassidy - Children's Librarian /// Guam Public Library
                             Resident Writer and Storyteller ///
tkc@kuentos.guam.net

Winner of the 1996 Maga'lahi Award for Excellence in the Humanities