Humor with apologies to Arkansas

["T. K. Cassidy" <tkc@KUENTOS.GUAM.NET>]

Thought you all might enjoy this! Sorry Arkansas but it came to me this way! :-)

Bill Clinton's Arkansas Medical Dictionary

Artery - study of paintings
Bacteria - back door to the cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when patients die

Caesarian section - a neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - make eye contact with female

Colic - type of dog Lassie is
D & C - city where President lives
Dilate - to live long

Enema - not a friend
Fester - real fast or quicker
Genital - not a Jew

G. I. series - military ball game
Hang nail - place to put coat
Impotent - distinguished/well known

Labor pain - getting hurt at work
Medical staff - a doctor's cane
Morbid - a higher offer

Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
Node - was aware of
Out patient - a person that fainted

Pap smear - a fatherhood test
Pelvis - a cousin of Elvis
Post Operative - a letter carrier

Recovery Room - a place to do re-upholstery
Rectum - dang near killed him
Seizure - Roman emperor

Tablet - a small table
Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport
Tumor - more than one more

Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - nearby
Vein - conceited


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T. K. Cassidy - Children's Librarian /// Guam Public Library
                             Resident Writer and Storyteller ///
tkc@kuentos.guam.net

Winner of the 1996 Maga'lahi Award for Excellence in the Humanities