ELEM: Dr. Seuss Technobabble

[Claire Simpson <simpsonc@VOICENET.COM>]

My daughter sent me this from New York State. It was written by a high
school student, the son of a friend of a friend of....   but I have no name.
Thought elementary librarians would particularly enjoy it.

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What if Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame sir!
We'll find you Another game sir...

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of Gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and then you go out with a bang,
Because as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the micro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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Claire Simpson, Media Specialist & KidsConnect Volunteer
South Valley School K-4  Moorestown NJ
simpsonc@voicenet.com
http://www.scils.rutgers.edu/~csimpson/claire.html
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