HUMOR: more reference questions we don't want to have to answer.

[Alice Yucht <AliceInfo@AOL.COM>]

These gems just came in from our Memphis connection:


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>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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>Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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>Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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>Why is the word abbreviation so long?
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>Is it possible to be totally partial?
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>If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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>If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights
>off?
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>When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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>If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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>If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
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>If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
>silent?
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>If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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>When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
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>Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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>Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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>Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
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>What's another word for thesaurus?
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