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From a medical transcriptionists' listserv, but somehow I think we can certainly appreciate and "use" the info: >Kids do the darnedest things... > >Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding) > >There is no such thing as child-proofing your house > >If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, >they can ignite > >A 4 years olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded resturant > >If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to >rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape > >It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 >foot room > >Baseballs make marks on ceilings > >You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on > >When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few >times before you get a hit > >A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. > >The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a >ceiling fan > >When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late > >Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it > >A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old >man says they can only do it in the movies > >A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day > >If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not >leak - it explodes > >A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep > >Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old > >Duplos will not > >Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence > >Super glue is forever > >McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know > >Ditto Tarzan > >No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on >water > >Pool filters do not like Jello > >VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do > >Garbage bags do not make good parachutes > >Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving > >You probably do not want to know what that odor is > >Always look in the oven before you turn it on > >Plastic toys do not like ovens > >The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time > >The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy > >It will however make cats dizzy > >Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy > >Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry >