Root Cause Of The World's Problems?

["K. B. Kale" <kbkale@CBN.NET.ID>]

Forwarding a cyberspace version of Genesis....

Root Cause Of The World's Problems?

In the beginning there was Aristotle, And objects at rest tended to remain
at rest, And objects in motion tended to come to rest, And soon everything
was at rest, And God saw that it was boring.

Then God created Newton, And objects at rest tended to remain at rest, But
objects in motion tended to remain in motion, And energy was conserved and
momentum was conserved and    matter was conserved, And God saw that it was
conservative.

Then God created Einstein, And everything was relative, And fast things
became short, And straight things became curved, And the universe was
filled with inertial frames, And God saw that it was relatively general,
but some of it was especially relative.

Then God created Bohr, And there was the principle, And the principle was
quantum, And all things were quantized, But some things were still
relative, And God saw that it was confusing.

Then God was going to create Fergeson, And Fergeson would have unified, And
he would have fielded a theory, And all would have been one, But it was the
seventh day, And God rested, And objects at rest tend to remain at rest.

K. B. Kale
Jakarta
Indonesia
<kbkale@cbn.net.id>