Humor: Cloning

["T. K. Cassidy" <tkc@KUENTOS.GUAM.NET>]

     The Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans


15> Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley's
    commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.

14> Two words: Gilbert Gottfried(s)

13> Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of
    Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to
    have dire consequences.

12> In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0)
    has all the money on the entire planet.

11> Hillary's husband discovers true multiple orgasms.

10> If you think there are too many idiots shouting "Show me the
    money!" on every occasion now, just wait.

 9> Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level,
    and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.

 8> "Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller
    & Penn" much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.

 7> And you think it's hard to find your size now!

 6> 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford
    clones.

 5> "Alternative" radio filled with even more Nirvana clones.

 4> And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the
    Pittsburgh Lemieuxs - 399.

 3> Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out
    of office.

 2> Those apocalyptic words: "Ladies & Gentlemen: The John Tesh
    Philharmonic Orchestra!"


    and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans...


 1> Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ's defense doesn't
    seem quite as far-fetched.



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