HUMOR: Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device

["T. K. Cassidy" <tkc@KUENTOS.GUAM.NET>]

>Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device,
>otherwise known as the BOOK.
>
>It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric
>circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on.
>It's so easy to use even a child can operate it.  Just lift its  cover.
>Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an
>armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much
>information as a CD-ROM disk.
>
>Here's how it works:  each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered
>sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits
>of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device
>called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using
>both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.
>
>Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into
>your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The BOOK
>may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The "Browse"
>feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or
>backward as you wish. Most come with an "index" feature, which pinpoints
>the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.
>
>An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the exact
>place you left it in a previous session -- even if the BOOK has been
>closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single BOOKmark
>can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers.
>
>Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave of
>the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to  the surge in
>popularity of its programming tool, the Portable  Erasable-Nib Cryptic
>Intercommunication Language Stylus.....
>

>

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T. K. Cassidy -      Plans are made for the changing :-)
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