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Forwarded from a friend: > >VIRUS ALERT: > >PAUL REVERE VIRUS: >This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending >hard disk attack: Once, if by LAN; twice if by C: > >POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: >Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an >"electronic micro-organism". > >ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR VIRUS: >Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. > >FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: >Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does >practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important >part of your computer. > >TEXAS VIRUS: >Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. > >ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: >Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple. > >AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS: >You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. > >STAR TREK VIRUS: >Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before. > >HEALTH CARE VIRUS: >Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill >for $4,500. Carol Wheat Library Media Specialist Parkway Christian Academy Birmingham, AL Dems258@uabdpo.dpo.uab.edu =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= To quit LM_NET (or set NOMAIL or DIGEST), Send an email message to listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST For more help see LM_NET On The Web: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=