Latin Humor

[Fred Muller Newton <fmuller@SATURN.PLANET.NET>]

For all those who have some Latin in your background, you may enjoy the
following:
   Latin for all occasions by Henry Beard
It has translations for such things as:
    Employees must was hands before leaving.
    When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catalpults
    May conspirators assassinate you at the mall
    Honey, I'm home


Frederick Muller,      Halsted Middle School Library
Librarian              59 Halsted Street         voice (973) 383-7440x228
fmuller@planet.net     Newton, NJ  07860               FAX (973) 383-7432

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