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[Karen DeFrank <defrank@VOICENET.COM>]

Found this gem on my HUMOR list today.  Enjoy!!

The Houston Public Library's telephone reference service gets all kinds of
questions,

including:

What is the weight of the Empire State Building?

Why do the nine planets revolve around the sun?

Who was the heaviest governor in U.S. history?

When are mosquito-awareness classes being held?

Where can I buy blue sandals for a 1-year-old?

 Where is the Canadian World Turtle Derby held?

What do you give at a baby shower?

 Can I wear a velvet dress to a wedding in August?

 One of the most frequently asked questions concerns the names of the seven
dwarfs in Snow White. (They are Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy
and Sneezy.)

 -- CAROL RUST -- Houston Chronicle

Karen DeFrank, Librarian and Story Lady
Dorothy L. Bullock Elementary School
Glassboro, NJ  08028
dlb@snip.net or defrank@voicenet.com

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