GEN: Teacher Roast

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Dear LM-Netters:

I am participating in a roast for our school's teacher of the year.  He is a
great guy and fun to work with but he is absolutely awful about returning his
books.

In another life we knew each other when I working in the public library before
I got my MLS and before he became a teacher.  Even then he was bad about
bringing his books back on time.

So needless to say, we have a long librarian/patron history.  I would love to
incorporate this fact into my contribution.  I already have Shel Silverstein's
poem about overdue library books.  Does anyone have any poems or ideas that
would help me?  It has to be humorous and lighthearted.  I want to still be
able to ask him bring heavy boxes up the stairs for me when this is all over
:-).

Thanks in advance,

Camille Atkins
Media Specialist
Carver Elementary School
1110 W. Leigh St.
Richmond, Va. 23220
cuavcu@aol.com

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