HUMOR: Art Appreciation 101

[AliceInfo <AliceInfo@AOL.COM>]

REMINDER:  I do NOT make these up -- these are current examples of
cyber-folklore, passed along via email, with rarely any attribution.
So don't quote me, please -- just share it as from *anonymous*
Alice H. Yucht
AliceInfo@aol.com

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Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading
security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only
two blocks away when his Econoline van  ran out of gas. When asked how he
could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he
replied:



  -- (brace yourself) --









  -- (this is going to hurt) --









  -- (really bad.) --










"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

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