HUMOR: then and now

[Suby Wallace <swallace@NIC.CRSC.K12.AR.US>]

Who thinks of these?  Surely not a librarian - he/she would never have
enough time to think this up!!
>Old and new concerns for people of the baby boom generation.
>Then:  Long hair.
>Now:   Longing for hair.
>
>Then:  Keg
>Now:   EKG.
>
>Then:  Acid rock
>Now:   Acid reflux.
>
>Then:  Moving to California because it's cool.
>Now:   Moving to California because it's hot.
>Then:  You're growing pot.
>Now:   Your growing pot.
>
>Then:  Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
>Now:   Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.
>Then:  Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
>Now:   Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
>Then:  Our president's struggle with Fidel.
>Now:   Our president's struggle with fidelity.
>Then: Paar.
>Now:  AARP.
>
>Then:  Hoping for a BMW.
>Now:   Hoping for a BM.
>
>Then:  The Grateful Dead.
>Now:   Dr. Kevorkian.
>
>Then:  Getting out to a new, hip joint.
>Now:   Getting a new hip joint.


Suby Wallace, Librarian/Media Specialist
Nettleton Intermediate Center                 (5-6 grades)
3801 Vera
Jonesboro, AR   72401

swallace@nic.crsc.k12.ar.us      870-910-7809      fax:  870-910-7811
school web page      http://nic.crsc.k12.ar.us/

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