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Thanks to all who emailed their jokes; now my difficult part is selecting the five for the morning announcements. Hope you find them fun and useful: Kathy Ellison, Forest Park Jr. Sr. High School Ferdinand, IN 47532 kellison@sedubois.k12.in.us Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives. What's a hen's favorite egg? Great Eggspectations by Charles Dickens. What do you call a shelf full of books? A title wave. What do you call a person who gives haircuts in the library? A barbarian What is the sweetest, most wonderful berry of all? A liberry. How many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, but I can look it up. What is the tallest building in town? The library-it has the most stories. Which side of the library has the most books? The inside. What do you call someone whose library books are overdue? A bookkeeper. Why wouldn't you keep a library book on the ground overnight? Because in the morning it will be overdue (dew) Why do snobs like libraries? Because they have titles What reference book lists famous owls? Whooo's Who. Have you read Shakespeare? No Have you read Poe? No. Have you read Longfellow? NO. I give up. What have you read? I have red suspenders. What part of a book is like a fish? The fin-ish. How does a book about zombies begin? With a dead-ication How do you begin a book about ducks? With an intro-ducktion. A student walks into the library and asks the librarian for some help finding a book he has read and wants to read again. The conversation goes like this. Do you remember the author? No Do you remember the title? No Do you remember what it is about? No. What do you remember about it? I remember how is begins. How does it begin? Once upon a time. My all time favorite. A chicken walks into the library to check out a book and walks up to the librarian and says boook. The librarian gives the chicken a book and the chicken leaves. The next day the chicken returns that book and says boook, boook. After getting 2 books, the chicken leaves. This goes on for several days. Finally the Liberian's curiosity becomes so great that she follows the chicken out of the library. The chicken goes out the library, down the steps, turns right at the corner, and proceeds in a straight line out of the town until she gets to a woods. The chicken goes deeper into the woods with the librarian following. Finally the chicken stops at a swamp where she gives the 2 books to a large frog sitting on a lily pad. When the frog looks at the books, he says "Readit". =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST), send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 3) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv For LM_NET Help & Archives see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=