from a professor

[Susan Dicey <sbdicey@ix.netcom.com>]

>A teacher died and went to heaven.  St. Peter welcomed her in and said
>he would show her to her place in heaven.  The first neighborhood was
>lovely.  People were out on the park like lawns, socializing,
>Bar-B-Qing, playing golf on a beautifully landscaped golf course, and
>having a fine time.
>
>"Oh, this is wonderful," says the school teacher to St. Peter, "Is this

>where I'll be staying?"
>
>"No, this is the doctors' area," replied St. Peter.  They continue the
>journey and come to another beautiful neighborhood.  Again everyone is
>outside socializing.  People are on tennis courts, swimming in pools,
>etc.
>
>"My, this IS paradise," gushed the school teacher, "Is this my
>neighborhood?"
>
>"No, no the teacher's area is next."  They move on among the clouds
>until they reach an equally beautiful neighborhood, but no one is
>outside.  No one is visible anywhere and the houses appear to be closed

>and empty.
>
>"Well, here we are" said St. Peter with a smile, "Isn't this a fine
>place to be?"
>
>"Yes" replied the teacher with noticeable disappointment in her voice.
>"Don't many teachers make it to heaven?  I don't see anyone else here?"

>
>"Sure, we get lots of teachers.  Don't worry they'll all be here
>tomorrow.  They're just down in hell for another in-service!"

--
Susan Dicey         Media Specialist
Oakview Elementary School A Habitat For Learning
Simpsonville, SC  29681  Palmetto's Finest--1999
sbdicey@ix.netcom.com  864-213-1100

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