Gen: Mind candy for summer vacation

[Kathy Lauzon <KATHLAU@AOL.COM>]

Today's missive will tax your mind   The following
   18 questions are all complicated ways of saying simple adages--can
you decipher them? ( answers follow)--a hint for #13-- think Alice


1..Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

2.Neophyte's serendipity.

3.A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries
of small, green, biophytic plant.

4.Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

5.Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

6.Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

7.It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lacteal
fluid.

8.Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion

9.The stylus is more potent than the rapier.

10.It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine
with innovative maneuvers.

11.Surveillance should precede saltation.

12.Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

13.The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation  possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.

14.Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes
of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

15.Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be
 advised to refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles.

16.Where there are visible vapors having their provenance
 in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

17.All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly

18.Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.


Answers

1. Dead men tell no tales.

2.  Beginner's luck

3. A rolling stone gathers no moss.

4. Birds of a feather flock together.

5.  Beauty is only skin-deep.

6.   Cleanliness is next to godliness.

7   Don't cry over spilt milk

8. Spare the rod and spoil the child.

9. The pen is mightier than the sword.

10. You can't teach an old dog new tricks

11   Look before you leap.

12.  Twinkle twinkle little star

13 One who laughs the last, laughs the best.

14. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy..

15. Those who live glass houses should cast no stones.

16.Where there is smoke, there is fire.

17. All that glitters is not gold.

18  Beggars cannot be choosers.


Kathy Lauzon
Media Specialist K-5
Frost School
East Brunswick, NJ 08816
lauzok51a.FROST@ebnet.org (school)
 KATHLAU @ aol.com  (home)

    Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
                            ...  Semisonic--"Closing time"

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