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Thanks to all the kind folks who sent me ideas for our staff luncheon holiday skit requirement. Here are the ideas in case some of you need to be dramatic during this season. : ) One year our staff performed that classic Christmas hit "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer". It was a hoot and I don't think we offended anyone. We did dress up as farmers and people from the hills. ------------------------------------------ How about going to puzzlemaker.com and making up a Christmas/Holiday crossword puzzle. Mount each on a piece of construction paper and attach a candy cane. Have a contest- whoever finishes first, second, and third gets a prize ( go to the dollar store). At least you won't have to get up and perform. ----------------------------------------------------- How about the 12 days of Christmas, changing the words to parody things that happen around school: intercom announcements, habits of teachers (that they find funny themselves), group characteristics (the 7th graders were looooouuuuuuddd). ---------------------------------------------------- We also have to participate in something of the sort, a Christmas assembly. Some suggestions for you might be jingle bells played on Kazoos or a little skit based on a short scene in a Christmas themed mystery with background "dumb dumb dumb" music. ------------------------------------- What about using "Joyful Noise" by Sid Fleischman. It is poems for two voices. When I used it, we dressed up in bee costumes for our poem. -------------------------------- Group participation. Sung to the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm. Old Saint Nicholas had a tree - ho ho ho ho ho And on that tree he had a bell - ho ho ho ho ho with a jingle jingle here and a jingle jingle there here a jingle there a jingle everywhere a jingle jingle Old Siant Nicholas had a tree - ho ho ho ho ho And on that tree he had a star - blink blink drum - boom boom candy cane - yum yum angel - la la We would assign each group one of the items. You can use props. It was fun. ------------------------------------- Since you're a librarian - why not "use" it and write an interactive Christmas story for your staff that involves THEM standing up, making a certain motion, or etc. whenever they hear certain words. For example whenver they hear the word "school" they might have to stand up and yell "Go _____" (insert school mascot.) You could use The Night Before Christmas and change it to tidbits about staff and your school. This would be pretty easy (for you...) and that way the other staff will be hooting and hollering.... I would advise that you have groups of people in certain sections doing the actions together, that way you only need 4 or 5 action words, you can repeat them a lot, and your staff will feel more unified in their silliness instead of feeling singled out. ------------------------------------ How about if you do sort of a charade, act out some titles of holiday books or songs and give out Seasons Readings bookmarks to the winners. ------------------------------------------- Try a tandem reading of one of the many parodies of The Night Before Christmas. There are hundreds available, both in print form and on the web. If you are good at dialects, James Rice has done several amusing books--Texas, Prairie, Cowboy versions and has illustrated several others--Cajun Night Before Christmas by Trosclair,(that one is very difficult unless you're really good at Cajun dialect!),Sailor's Night Before Christmas by Kimbra Cutlip, Pennsylvania Dutch Night Before Christmas by Chet Williamson, etc. There is even a Teachers Night Before Christmas--a tiny little book by Sue Carabine (Gibbs-Smith, 1996. ISBN 0-87905-764-5) I bought that one last year at Waldenbooks for $5.95. In it, Santa's computer crashes and he can't retrieve his naughty-or-nice list, so he consults the teachers, who, Mrs. Claus tells him, "can solve any problems." --------------------------------------- I Just came back from Branson Missouri - at one of their shows I may have Seen something that you could use - IF you and your assistant could find another willing person. Three people put houseslippers on their knees (making them appear to be shorter), and had sweatshirts on - One with a "S", one with a "T", and one with an "A". They lipsinked to "The Chipmonks Christmas Song". --------------------------------------- A couple of years ago, the teachers sang a rendition of Shel Silverstein's "A Turkey Shot Out of the Oven" (to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"). Judy Freeman sang it at a workshop and the teachers at my school thought it was great fun. I think Judy's version put in a few more words Diane Averett/Librarian Kerr-Vance Academy Henderson, NC averett4@gloryroad.net =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST), send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. 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