HUMOR: God rest ye, good librarians!

[Alice Yucht <aliceinfo@EXCITE.COM>]

Happy Holidays, everyone!

(forwarded from another listserv):

Sung to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"

God rest ye good librarians, let nothing you dismay
Remember by informing it the problem goes away
The patron with unanswered questions hasn't got all day
So-o tell them that you'll help them when you can--not
     until then
Just tell them that you'll help them when you can

They want to know where Beirut is and what's considered porn
And how to build an atom bomb and who produces corn
And why the bathrooms on this floor the janitors do scorn
So-o tell them that you'll help them when you can--not
     until then
Just tell them that you'll help them when you can

How can Brahmin cattle jump and where do books renew
The batting profile of the Mets, the formula for glue
And what's the average landspeed of an adult kangaroo
So-o tell them that you'll help them when you can--not
     until then
Just tell them that you'll help them when you can

By Kirker Kranz and Tom Zantow





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