Re: Humor: Warning labels

[Diane H <daichan@ISLANDNET.COM>]

Another funny sign
    Seen at a railway ticket window in Tokyo:
    "If you wish nonsmoking section, please offer to sell ticketer."

Diane Gallagher-Hayashi
Teacher-Librarian
Stelly's School
Saanich School District (63)
1627 Stelly's Xroad
Saanichton, British Columbia
Canada, V8M 1S8
Diane_Hayashi@sd63.bc.ca
daichan@islandnet.com

"I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a
gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am...I, am a librarian!"
The Mummy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Dawn Sardes" <Dmsardes@AOL.COM>
To: <LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU>
Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 10:52 AM
Subject: Re: Humor: Warning labels


> This isn't exactly a warning, but my favorite wacky sign was on the door
to a small, community post office too.  The office had previously been open
every day of the week, but "they" suddenly decided to not be open on
Wednesdays.  So, the sign said, "For Your Convenience, This Location Will be
Closed on Wednesdays."
>
> HUH!!!!???  For MY comvenience, you're providing less service?
>
>
> Dawn Sardes
> YA Librarian
> Euclid Public Library
> Euclid, OH 44123
> dmsardes@aol.com
>
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