Re: HUMOR: Warning label . . . of sorts

[Diane H <daichan@ISLANDNET.COM>]

Sign at a local gas station with a steep driveway: "Caution, dip in
driveway"  or at a motel down the road: "Best rats in town."  LOL

Diane Gallagher-Hayashi
Teacher-Librarian
Stelly's School
Saanich School District (63)
1627 Stelly's Xroad
Saanichton, British Columbia
Canada, V8M 1S8
Diane_Hayashi@sd63.bc.ca
daichan@islandnet.com

"I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a
gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am...I, am a librarian!"
The Mummy
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From: "Kaaren Linton" <kaarenlinton@USWEST.NET>
To: <LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU>
Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 3:59 PM
Subject: HUMOR: Warning label . . . of sorts


> My favorite all-time warning was on a street just a few short blocks
> from my house.  The street went sharply uphill after just about 1
> building lot length to go over a canal.  Since you couldn't see very
> well what was on the other side, a speed limit sign had been posted
> "Speed Limit 10 mph."   There was a school crossing about one building
> lot length past the canal, so, appropriately, right past the first speed
> limit sign was another which said, "Speed Limit 20 mph When Children
> Present!"  Don't you love it?
>
> Kaaren Linton, Librarian
> Glendale Middle School
> Salt Lake City, UT
> kaarenlinton@uswest.net
>
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