Re: TO MY FRIEND (A new approach)

[Dennis LeLoup <DLeLoup@SURF-ICI.COM>]

Why is this still circulating 2 or 3 days later?  I don't just receive one;
I've received at least 7 today.

Dennis LeLoup, Media Specialist
Sycamore Elementary School
7878 E. Co. Rd. 100 N.
Avon, IN  46123
dleloup@surf-ici.com (KQ)
dleloup@avon.k12.in.us
Associate Editor, Knowledge Quest
http://www.ala.org/aasl/kqweb/index.html



----- Original Message -----
From: JCarmine <jcarmine@CFL.RR.COM>
To: <LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU>
Sent: Wednesday, July 11, 2001 10:51 PM
Subject: TO MY FRIEND (A new approach)


> TO MY FRIEND
>
> When you are sad ... ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
> against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
>
> When you are blue ... ... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
>
> When you smile ... ... I'll know you finally got laid.
>
> When you are scared ... ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
>
> When you are worried ... ... I will tell you horrible stories about how
> much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
>
> When you are confused ... ... I will use little words to explain it to
> your dumb arse.
>
> When you are sick ... ... Stay the hell away from me until you're well
> again, I don't want whatever you have.
>
> When you fall ... ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.
>
> This is my oath ... ... I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?......
>
> Because you're my friend.
>
> Send to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you only
> have 2 friends, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
>
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