Comebacks

["Hamer, Sharon" <snhamer@METHUEN.K12.MA.US>]

If it weren't for these senior moments, I would remember everything!

I remember Mike Eisenberg had a great line he would say at parties and the
like. It was something like having the responsibility of the future of the
world as a job because he participated in the education of children. Maybe
he, or someone with a better memory than me, could respond with the exact
phrase. It was a good one.

Sharon Hamer                    Media Specialist
Methuen High School                 978-681-1389
1 Ranger Road                   (F) 978-681-1397
Methuen, MA 01844                   snhamer@methuen.k12.ma.us

"Painful things are like the knots on a beautiful necklace, necessary to
keep the beads in place"--Anita Diament, The Red Tent

> Date:    Sun, 3 Jun 2001 23:10:56 -0400
> From:    jlkk <jlkk@ACSU.BUFFALO.EDU>
> Subject: Target:  Comebacks & witty responses
>
> Hi All,
>
> Does anyone have any snappy
> comebacks or witty responses (nice
> ones please!) to folks with snide
> remarks when they learn I'm studying
> to be a librarian? i.e."do you where
> glasses and say shush to every one??
> and will you report me to the
> authoritys because i never returned
> my see spot run book from the third
> grade?"
>
> I sure can come up with sarcastic
> responses but don't want to lower
> myself, however, I would like give
> 'em something to think twice about
> before stereotyping us. TIA
>
> Janice Kowalski-Kelly
> jlkk@acsu.buffalo.edu
>

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