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Upon graduation, a friend presented me with a tee-shirt that said Professional Shusher. I wear it with pride. I figure if the lawyers can take all the nasty jokes about them, then I can show a sense of humor too. But to the question at hand. You could take the person's statement seriously and bore him to tears by discoursing at length about it. For example, the glasses statement: "Did you know that it's a medical fact that people who read more tend to have better vision because reading strengthens the eye muscles and fine tunes the optic nerves? As a matter of fact, statistics show that only 3% of voracious readers, those who are identified as reading at least one book a week, need corrective lenses compared to over 30% of the general population." Go on and on and on until the person hangs himself out of sheer boredom. Make it up as you go along. Now, I'm just making those facts and stats up folks. But I have this contrary nature that loves to dupe people into believing absurdly false but plausible things. I do NOT do this in my library, but only with friends and relatives. The problem is that they never know when I'm BS'ing them. For example, at a party once, I convinced someone that the Japanese World War 2 General Chi Chi Nagumo went on to open the chain of Chi Chi's Mexican Restaurants after the war. I also told my son that Speaker of the House Tip O'Neill was actor Ryan O'Neal's father. I don't plan these lies; they just come to me in the moment. But I have had people ask me to "get" someone as a party joke. I (almost) always come clean before the end of the evening. BTW, Last Saturday, someone abandoned a tiny orange kitten in the parking lot of my library, so Mr. Sparky & Ms. Vixen have a new housemate. I've named her Lady Marmalade. Dawn Sardes YA Librarian Euclid Public Library Euclid OH dmsardes@aol.com =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST), send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.html See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=