Hi folks
I didn't write it, but it's pretty good!=20
Doug
************
Doug Johnson
Director of Media and Technology
I.S.D. 77, Mankato Public Schools
Box 8713, Mankato MN 56002-8713
Voice: 507-387-7698, Fax: 507-387-2496
E-mail: dougj@doug-johnson.com
Web: www.doug-johnson.com
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and =
taste
good with ketchup.=20
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
I have decided to accept spam into my life. Why? Because every morning =
when
I arrive at work, my mail is filled with praise and hope for the future: =
I am pre-approved for loans because of my excellent credit=20
I am a trusted business partner to many rich African businessmen=20
I can always start a new business at home and be rich=20
The size of my "package" is under my control, were it to be deficient=20
I have many opportunities for college loans at my disposal=20
Any time I want I could make a killing in the stock market trough =
special
knowledge shared personally with me by someone who trusts me with it=20
I can stop me or my spouse from snoring should it become a problem=20
Someone has enough faith in my linguistic skills to think I can =
understand
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=C3=A3=BF=20
My credit record can be wiped clean (although how this works with
pre-approved loans is a mystery -- maybe they wiped it clean for me
already?)=20
There are so many bright and hopeful messages for me that I feel =
validated
as a person and can face the rest of my squalid, nasty existence with =
cheer
and vigor, knowing that the next day I will be uplifted again. =20
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