Re: humor

[Jacqueline Henry <JHenry@GANANDA.ORG>]

Reminds me of the student who came skidding into the library one day in
a desperate hurry to get a book for her planet report.  "You know the
planet I mean...uhh...uhh...GOOFY!  That's it."  Because librarians are
such information super heros,  I was able to reply "Oh - you mean the
planet Pluto" without missing a beat.

Jacquie

"The Librarian, whose job is to heal ignorance, to keep life safe for
poetry and to put knowledge smack dab in the middle of the American
way."

From The Philadelphia Inquirer, 9-20-03
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Jacquie Henry, MLS
Ruben A. Cirillo High School (GHS)
Gananda Central School District
3195 Wiedrick Road
Walworth, NY  14568
jhenry@gananda.org
http://www.gananda.org/library/mshslibrary/indexgcl.htm

>>> Mary Ludwick <ludwickm@LISD.NET> 12/10/03 08:48AM >>>
A child came to the library and said, "My teacher needs that book
about
the best beauty pageant."
  Of course, she wanted The Best Christmas Pageant Ever.
:)

Mary Croix Ludwick, Librarian        K-5
Owen Elementary, Lewisville ISD (near Dallas, Texas)
ludwickm@lisd.net (school)   ludwick@swbell.net  (home)
       "Those who don't read have no advantage over
those who can't."  Mark Twain

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