Re: humor

[Jeri Calcote <calcote@COX-INTERNET.COM>]

Today, a student came into my high school library wanting to know how to get a 
picture of "that famous painting Michaelangelo did in the Sixteenth Chapel."
>
> From: Jacqueline Henry <JHenry@GANANDA.ORG>
> Date: 2003/12/10 Wed AM 08:40:04 CST
> To: LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU
> Subject: Re: humor
>
> Reminds me of the student who came skidding into the library one day in
> a desperate hurry to get a book for her planet report.  "You know the
> planet I mean...uhh...uhh...GOOFY!  That's it."  Because librarians are
> such information super heros,  I was able to reply "Oh - you mean the
> planet Pluto" without missing a beat.
>
> Jacquie
>
> "The Librarian, whose job is to heal ignorance, to keep life safe for
> poetry and to put knowledge smack dab in the middle of the American
> way."
>
> From The Philadelphia Inquirer, 9-20-03
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Jacquie Henry, MLS
> Ruben A. Cirillo High School (GHS)
> Gananda Central School District
> 3195 Wiedrick Road
> Walworth, NY  14568
> jhenry@gananda.org
> http://www.gananda.org/library/mshslibrary/indexgcl.htm
>
> >>> Mary Ludwick <ludwickm@LISD.NET> 12/10/03 08:48AM >>>
> A child came to the library and said, "My teacher needs that book
> about
> the best beauty pageant."
>   Of course, she wanted The Best Christmas Pageant Ever.
> :)
>
> Mary Croix Ludwick, Librarian        K-5
> Owen Elementary, Lewisville ISD (near Dallas, Texas)
> ludwickm@lisd.net (school)   ludwick@swbell.net  (home)
>        "Those who don't read have no advantage over
> those who can't."  Mark Twain
>
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Jeri Calcote
District Library Media Specialist
Poolville I.S.D.
calcote@cox-internet.com

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