TAR: Humorous end of year gifts

[EMILY MULCH <mulche@USD428.ORG>]

Hello everyone--

One of our main office secretaries (who for some reason thinks I possess
a creative bent. . . really I'm a thief of others' ideas) asked me about
HUMOROUS gifts for those retiring, those who've been married this year,
and those who've had babies.  We have a little end-of-the-year potluck
to recognize those folks.

Can you offer me any suggestions?  I know ever so many more of you have
more inspiration than I.  She's looking for a few items she can buy to
put together with maybe a funny poem or saying.

Thanks--

Emily Mulch, librarian
Great Bend High School
Great Bend, KS
mulche@usd428.org

Emily, the library goddess
or, as my latin-speaking friend says,
Dea Bibliothecae

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