Humor: Kids write the darndest things!

[Marian Royal <marianroyal@HOTMAIL.COM>]

Last night, I was checking over my fifth grade son's vocabulary words and
saw the following:

bibliography - a thing at the end of a report

(and Mom's a librarian?  At least he knows where to find one!)


inauguration - the ceremony of swearing (!!)

(I guess maybe for the also-rans!!  My son has a bad habit of copying
incomplete definitions and this is his best one yet.)

Hope this lightens your day a little.


Marian



Marian Royal
Librarian
Parkview Elementary
Socorro, NM
marianroyal@hotmail.com

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