A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her =
book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says,
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
Debra E. Evers
Library Media Specialist
Cushing High School
1700 E. Walnut St.
Cushing, OK 74023
devers@cushinghs.k12.ok.us
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